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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks, Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous When Chuck Norris says “Jump”, you don’t say, “How high?” – you say, “When do I come down?”.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down, Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11… a suicide. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Crime does not pay – unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding, Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris dosn’t need a gun, he points an says pow, Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Pubblicato da Christine Smith

Baseball fan, shiba-inu lover, hiphop head, Vignelli fan and identity designer. Acting at the intersection of design and programing to create strong, lasting and remarkable design. I sometimes make random things with friends.

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