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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. The ocean was created from the dinosaurs tears when they first saw Chuck Norris. That’s also when they became extinct Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head On the keyboard there is no control button because Chuck Norris is always in control, Jaffa Cakes are not crazy about Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris is crazy about Jaffa Cakes Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”.

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people, If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”. Chuck Norris can chew glass back into sand When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down Chuck Norris can make a hole in the sun with a snowball. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship, Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV, If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Pubblicato da Christine Smith

Baseball fan, shiba-inu lover, hiphop head, Vignelli fan and identity designer. Acting at the intersection of design and programing to create strong, lasting and remarkable design. I sometimes make random things with friends.

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